The Sunday Musician

1. There’s a guy in the audience who looks just like Captain Stubing from The Love Boat.

2. If I take my guitar offstage with me after the last song, will it look like I’m leaving early?

3. Did I leave my lights on?

4. Now that the lights are on me, I think I should have taken more time with my hair this morning.

5. Did we say two times through the offering song, or three?

6. The pastor’s pant leg is caught in his sock.

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