Phobia fun
Thursday, November 20, 2008 at 10:34PM So, if the fear of blood is hemoglobophobia, what if you were afraid of the sight of blood?
Opto-hemoglobophobia.
What if someone showed you a picture of the sight of blood, and you were afraid of that?
Photo-opto-hemoglobophobia.
What if you were an itinerant bum, afraid of a picture of the sight of blood?
Hobo-photo-opto-hemoglobophobia.
And if you were a gay itinerant bum, afraid of a picture of the sight of blood?
Homo-hobo-photo-opto-hemoglobophobia.
Okay, so if someone played you a recording of a gay, itinerant bum who was afraid of the sight of blood, and you were afraid of that?
Phono-homo-hobo-photo-opto-hemoglobophobia.
What if someone played you an advertisement for the recording of a gay, itinerant bum who was afraid of the sight of blood...and that scared you?
Promo-phono-homo-hobo-photo-opto-hemoglobophobia.
And if everyone in the world had the above mentioned fear?
Global-promo-phono-homo-hobo-photo-opto-hemoglobophobia.
Have I missed any?
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Reader Comments (2)
Yes, I tried to say it.
It's a slow day.
Can I just claim to be anti-global-promo-phono-homo-hobo-photo-opto-hemoglobophobia?